I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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