at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
now i know why i became what i already was.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
