you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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