So drunk its hurt
She announced her abortion via fbk
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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