Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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