I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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