I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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