i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It all started with a game of naked twister.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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