is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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