and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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