I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
COCAINE IS GR8
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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