we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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