Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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