physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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