Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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