Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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