The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
