What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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