I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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