Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
it was like eating out sand paper
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Text me some of your sweat
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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