whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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