i barfeds in our rink
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
