i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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