I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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