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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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