On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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