Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My life is pants optional.
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