Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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