So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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