i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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