Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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