Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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