On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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