You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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