party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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