I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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