she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
