he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
