It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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