I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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