Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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