I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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