idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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