what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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