he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
