I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I could make wine with my vomit
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
