Whoa Z and x make the same sound
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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