That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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