yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
porn star boner night. come get it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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