How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
is wine microwaveable?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
